Just found a game that may be interesting--the notice on the download page sure is. ^.^

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Quoth the download page:

   "Playing of Gekkeiju Online can cause: alcoholism, retardness, bad grades at school, addiction, satanism, communism, anti-americanism, cross dressing, alcoholism, cancer, internal bleeding, starvation, forest fires, vegetarism, loss of mental health, alcoholism, impotence, long and painful death, sister complex, apathy, retardness, epilepsy, fatness, lazyness, inflation, gender confusion, global warming, sarcasm, geekiness, miscarriages, bad spelling, boredom, global catastrophes, pastafarism, child labor, slavery, brainwashing and general failure in life." XD

Unfortunately, it's for Windows only. Fortunately I have Wine. I'll be trying to see if it works when I finish downloading it(Probably not until tomorrow... the connection has been a bit slow recently). Mean while, those of you who are basking in the (not so) glorious presence of Windows may try it now and tell me what you think. ^.^